Top 7 cars I've owned

"bhtooefr" (bhtooefr) 01/07/2017 at 08:28 • Filed to: bandwagon, volkswagen, honda, golf, jetta, mazda, miata, toyota, prius, tdi, diesel, hybrid

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Guess it’s time to join the bandwagon.

7. 1986 Volkswagen Golf Diesel

This thing was a festering pile of dogshit, to be honest. Rusty, unreliable, and I and many friends gave plenty of blood to that thing to keep it running. It didn’t help that I was driving 100 miles a day, and couldn’t afford to not drive it when it was broken... Oh, and it was horrifically slow. Like, 0-60 in 17 seconds, and that was on a freshly reringed engine.

6. 1988 Honda Civic DX

This was even more of a pile of dogshit than the Golf, to be completely honest. It redefined “rusty”, the suspension was blown out, the steering was vague, the automatic was slipping, it was burning oil rapidly... but it was a reliable pile of dogshit, so there’s that.

5. 1985 Volkswagen Jetta Base Diesel

This was my first car, so I can’t shit on it too badly. Wasn’t even very rusty! Reliability wasn’t so hot, but some of that was my own doing... and then I crashed it. It donated the engine to the Golf above. Of course, more weight meant it was even slower than the Golf above.

4. 1999 Volkswagen New Golf GL TDI

This is actually the car that I’ve owned the longest. Rarely did it leave me stranded , but it certainly had its problems, and they weren’t cheap problems (compounded by the small market for people who know what they’re doing with a VW). And, really, the steering wasn’t amazing, the suspension wasn’t great... but the LOL pedal on the right was quite effective at destroying tires, so there is that. And, it was a comfortable roadtrip machine.

3. 1992 Mazda Miata

The rust hadn’t even destroyed the fender quite yet in this shot... and apparently I didn’t have my wheels then.

On paper, this thing was a piece of shit. It was rusty (it got far, far worse than that photo), it was running on 3.5 cylinders, and it had a few other problems here and there.

In practice, though? It was amazing . Eventually it lost the timing belt tensioner, and I didn’t feel like fixing it, and decided it was time for a return to diesels - I bought the Golf TDI when that happened. What I actually should have done is replace it with another Miata.

2. 2000 Mazda Miata

Basically the 1992, but with more power and torque, and in decent shape. As I’ve gotten older, though, the road noise means I hate taking road trips in it - being designed in the 1980s, it has the NVH of a 1980s convertible. It also doesn’t have cargo space, even if I am good at being inventive with what I’ve got. I’ve averaged 24.6 MPG (4.07 gal/100 mi, 9.56 l/100 km), which is kinda mediocre for something this tiny. I basically just drive it on the weekends, nowadays - as a toy is where it shines.

1. 2016 Toyota Prius

Before a road gator shredded part of the bumper...

No, Miata is not always the answer. This thing blows my mind with how efficient it is - if I’m getting under 50 MPG, something’s wrong or it’s really cold out. (Now, I’ve got a hole ripped in the front of it, so the grille shutters aren’t working right, when it’s really cold, so my mileage has been hit it seems... oh well, insurance will take care of that.) It’s got plenty of space for cargo or people, it’s comfortable on road trips (I just did about 1700 miles in it, about 1000 of those with a friend, and it was nice , unlike the ~2000 mile road trip I did in my Miata, which was... not as bad as it seems, but I suspect I suffered hearing damage), and it’s surprisingly fun to throw around, too.

It’s not as fun as the Miata, so if I were rating cars on their fun quotient, it would be further down the list... but seeing as I’m more of a slow-car fast person, it’d be ahead of my Golf TDI, the suspension and steering are set up quite a bit better.

Maxima Speed > bhtooefr 01/07/2017 at 08:55

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Interesting choice of cars. What drugs do you take to be able to sleep with that hideous Prius in your driveway? Joking XD.

bhtooefr > Maxima Speed 01/07/2017 at 09:14

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I tell myself it’s what old school Citroën (like 1950s through 1970s) designers would’ve done if you locked them in a room with crystal meth and anime for a year.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > bhtooefr 01/08/2017 at 19:45

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Diesels, I’ve owned a few:

‘79 Rabbit Diesel (1.6L)

‘80 Rabbit Diesel (POS 1.5L)

‘84 Jetta Turbodiesel (This was a pretty nice car until some peckerwood ran into it. I got a cash settlement from him of $1,000 and gave him a release of liability -- he had a new Beamer -- and then sold the carcass to a guy for $500 for the engine. I couldn’t have gotten that much for it if I’d sold it, and definitely could not have replaced it at any price. This one had a rebuilt engine...)